stuartsometimes:

I warned you

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
—Marilyn Monroe (via slapping)

themountainlaurel:

Rock This Moment Photography

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

bratsquad:

I just want someone I can do the stupid little things with like run with me to the grocery store or do laundry with or catch me staring at you across the room when we are at party doing our own thing but sneaking off for awhile together or to hold me on my bad days or explore the city on days we have nothing else to do god damnit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit